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captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

sunsetorangepeeta:

do you ever wonder if anyone has a crush on you and then laugh at yourself because ew who would have a crush on you

milesjai:

all-brawn-no-brain:

the-girl-who-laughed:

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THIS IS HILARY DUFF.

THIS QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.

SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.

THAT’S HOW ITS DONE.

CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL

“THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT”????

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getyourpussiesout:

when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office